Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Three. Wolf. Moon. 'Nuff said

The Mystery of the Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Behold. To the left is the greatest shirt ever made, and as such, is the namesake of this blog.

Everyone knows that this shirt transcends wolves. It's bigger than a 'moon'. There's something...ethereal about it. It's truly magic.

Hence, here is one of thousands of actual, real, live review from Amazon (by Dustin Drury):

The Three Wolf Moon shirts power is obvious. This video is living proof that you will get women, and fly. Most importantly my son was born without bones and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones. Don't ask me how it happened but the magic is there. I wish I could hug the designer of this shirt and thank them for everything they have done for my family.

I mean - holy shit! This shirt helped a CHILD grow BONES! Bones, for God's sake people!